So today, right after I get in the door and while I am staring at the coffee cup on my desk and anticipating the sweet liquid which will get me through the day, I hear:
...グラント先生です(...is Grant-sensei)
I turn my head sideways to see the two 6th grade teachers striding towards me, deep in conversation. I start to turn to face them, but they both move close to me in a way that makes it so I can't face them, but I continue to twist my head left and right in the vague hope that they'll notice that I want to face them(to no avail). The male teacher starts with this:
Male Teacher: It's Grant-sensei's... flavor.
Me:A favor? (Perfectly cromulent as I had just asked to used the computer room.)
Female Teacher: Grant's sensei's... favorite... song? (Perfectly cromulent because today's class was on my favorite song)
MT: No, no. His flavor.
Me: *Sigh, this has long day written all over it* My flavor? 味?
Male Teacher: Oh, no. グラント先生の香り. (Grant sensei's good smell)
Me: My smell? What??
MT: もういいや。(Ah, nevermind)
Me: ...わかんない。(I have no idea what's going on)
And they walk away. I eventually realized that they were probably talking about the commonly held belief that you can tell that I've arrived at school/entered a room because the hair grease I use is very fragrant (to Japanese people). Also, the reason they wouldn't face me was so they could take in my... flavor. I thought my students were just exagerating when they said I smelt like cookies...
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I was pleasantly surprisedly/horrified when my 6th grade students chose to learn to sing 'Kokomo' over 'Stand By Me'. Musically, I prefer the latter, but Kokomo is not as easy to sing as SbM so I appreciate their willingness to challenge themselves. Or, perhaps, they were too easily won over by the muppets singing 'Kokomo' to think clearly at the time.
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Have you heard of a teaching method called Total Physical Response (TPR)? For me, I can't use it because it involves basic words and commands, which my students theoretically already know (it's lies, but that's not the point), but it might be fun with kids this age.
Hmm, I have not heard of TPR, but I'll look into it!
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